Once upon a time... I was young and foolish,

    ...but according to Miss Meehan (my wonderful art teacher) I was apparently quite good at drawing, painting, and doodling. I was destined to be a ”Commercial Artist”. I had no idea what a ”Commercial Artist” actually did but it sounded good to me!

    As a teenager, the only sport I was interested in involved sitting or lying on a couch with a paintbrush, a guitar or a woman.

It was apparent to all that I was to be an artist – not a sportsman.

Despite producing several Dali inspired paintings, Gerald Scarfe style drawings and having several cartoons published in a national magazine... this was a talent I chose to neglect.

In 2010 I regained my interest in painting and photography and you can see some of  the results here

    I was in the middle of my second (or third) mid-life crisis. You lose count after a while. It could be age-related, or something to do with giving up smoking, or both. Rather than buy a Harley Davidson and get run over by a truck, I decided to get a slightly better camera (a Canon Powershot) and dedicate the rest of my miserable life to wandering the streets mumbling, taking shots of manhole covers along with numerous works of Mother Nature.

   Some are already pictures. Others are merely ideas, to be enhanced or ruined with pencil, paintbrush, computer or anything else that happens to be lying around. Many will end up in the bin. Some will make no sense whatsoever. But then, if life made sense - it would be boring wouldn't it? In the future I hope to add to (or reduce) this verbal drivel... as and when I have some idea what the hell I am doing. This may take some time...

In the meantime, thank you for your concern.  x

    If you happen to have a load of money burning a hole in your bank account and you need your millions laundered, we have LOADS of options. We have stuff to sell like Music, Comedy, Artworks, Vintage tapes and Vinyl on Discogs    and a few musical instruments. In fact the only thing we’re not currently selling... is Brian’s arse! But then you never know...  it’s been one of those years! Even Donald Trump couldn’t have predicted 2020... and he knows EVERYTHING!   Not a lot of people know that! 


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